Privacy

What I collect

Your email and shipping address, because I can't send you a hat without them. The text and design you chose, because that's the product.

There are no accounts, no passwords and no marketing list. I'm not building a profile of you.

Card details

I never see them. Payment is handled inside Helcim's own form — your card number goes to them, not to this site, and it isn't stored here in any form.

Notifications, if you turn them on

If you switch on notifications for new games, your browser gives me an anonymous address to deliver to — no name, no email, nothing that says who you are. That's the only thing stored, and it's the only thing it's used for.

I send them by hand, when there's a new game or something genuinely worth interrupting you for. Never marketing. Turn them off with the same button you turned them on with, or in your browser settings, and the address is deleted.

Who else gets your data

Your name and address go to the print-on-demand supplier who makes and ships the order, because otherwise it can't reach you. Your email goes to them too, so they can send tracking.

That's it. Nothing is sold, rented, or handed to advertisers.

Analytics

Aggregate page-visit numbers, so I know whether anyone's actually here.

I also use Microsoft Clarity, which records anonymised session replays and heatmaps — roughly, where people click and where they give up. It's how I find out that a step in the customizer is confusing. It masks what you type into form fields, and I use it to fix the site, not to identify you.

No advertising trackers, and nothing that follows you to other websites.

Getting it deleted

Email shiccupagent@gmail.com and I'll delete what I can. Order records tied to a real transaction have to be kept for tax purposes, and I'll say so rather than pretend otherwise.